2011年7月4日星期一

All About Me :D

from my 3rd post, it wil b sum sort of self intro in case u din heard enuf from me oredi :D i was a Penang Lang all in n out n NEVER live outside of Kepala Batas. bcoz i was too weak(i born artificially, by surgery laa) n sick from time 2 time until 10 years old. my result was among the 1st frm the last, n i noe ABC wen i was 8!!! pls, i tell the truth n i wun lie abt things dat showed i'm stupid...
den my result slightly improve since 11. the period i so sick n ting am i gonna die? i hav 1 same dream eritime i vomit after the nightmare, which is not scary. the plot was abt i'm a worker doing sum crafting on pillars on a floor wif clouds, which mean i was in heaven, but suddenly a HUGE round rock guling-guling n smash eribody on the way(include me), n dats the moment i wake n vomit.
the way i vomit was so consistently straight n forward, dat my mum oni put a white "wish u gd morning"towel on my leg, the position she put it was so precise dat i NEVER hit outside the area(she must b so experienced frm having 3 sons). i wonder dat means aniting to me but sumtime i day-dream i was fallen from heaven n i was meant 2 b doing sumting big on Earth, which is by current condition seem impossible, if ppl ever said doing Biotech was sumting BIG.
so in UTAR, my aim was to graduate without any delay, n save my parents the money. dey work very hard to raise us up, although i ting dey spend very little time wif me, but overall we grown up well n handsome thou XD bcoz my dad kopitiam business, we'r so talkative n pandai "sen lao yi", the training was proved as valuable as gold bcoz if u noe women well, dey not actuali change much from 8-80 :D
1 of the advantage i describe as gold is wen we go Heng Long in kampar, the aunty der which i called "ah zeh" alwiz discount us or gv us xtra, got 1 time i said not enuf soup, she refill the whole bowl of soup which will coz us rm6. but wen u sen young lady like those in UTAR, sum ppl will tend to say u hiao (why??? guys:dey oso wana sen those ladies but din hav the ability, gals: dey 1 u 2 sen them but u never do). 4 me, my CONSCIENCE was very clear>>>of coz i was HIAO, eribody was HIAO dats y we all still exist until now!!!
i admit, i got watch lengluis, i got the intention 2 noe lengluis, but i oni love my gf. eh, u buy HP, car n laptop oso choose Yeng, Leng n Zheng 1 laa, so wuts wrong wif me go c lenglui n talk 2 lenglui?! so those dat disagree wif me CAN GO DIE!!!
those dat noe me will discover i like 2 joke around n talk abt ppl, eg: sh, stupid, short, dark n etc. dun worry, wut i talk in front of u was oso wut i talk behind, so u wun get any xtra shots frm my mouth. bcoz i like 2 joke on ppl, so i accept a high degree of "jokes" ppl do 2wards me, but a joke is not a joke if u'r not doing it like a JOKE!!! i must said dat sum ppl like 2 joke abt my gf sumtime, like she was fat or short or etc, i NEVER piss off bcoz she was fat b4, but now she was 45kg n decreasing,(i NEVER EVER say tis publicly b4 but she's getting pretty, if she ever gone bac to form 2 standard, den i'll b having nightmares days n nights).
wen u ppl joke abt others ppl lover/relationship, can u accept the degree of joke ppl says bac 2wards u?! i nvr shoot ppl lover bcoz i noe u ppl dat doing tis is surely gonna pissed off if i was doing the same thing bout ur gf/bf. i noe wut is the bottom line in joking, wen i joke, i do it so obviously as it was rily a joke, n my joke never include other ppl rather den the 1 i spoke 2.
so in case u ppl saw tis post, n rily dislike/hate sumting abt me, pls PM me in FB n i wil not dislike/hate u bac, i'm sori n will try my best 2 change. i must declare here: i never rily mean to discriminate those gal dat i got joke b4, so u all pls dun sad, it was rily a JOKE. while 4 guys, i dun care wut u all ting laa, we'r man oredi, if u'r not, pls stated it on FB so dat i noe!!!
finally, i was who i am n i noe u guys/gals sumhow like me to shoot u all thou, hahaha! it was wut i describe as FRIENDLY FIRE :D if eri1 talk so seriously, den wut r we gonna laugh for, der is alwiz a nid for sum1 like me 2 cheer tings up, u c!!! i sacrifice myself 2 make u all happy!!! no nid thank you, but u'r welcomed :D
ps: tayshawn lee no nid remind me, i noe after "I" kenot use "was", but i syiok!!! it was my blog afterall XD

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